just call me hettie

It's been a good few days.

As you look through this spring collection of Valentino, I really do encourage you flip on your most elegant music and sway side to side noting how beautiful life is. Just in case, your in a horrible brain fart. I gave you a beautiful song up above. Just take your little clicker and click it. From there on, you will be in heaven.

VALENTINO

spring 2011

CHANEL

spring 2011

 

Please note that they are all in white or black. This would be added to my collection of goth. Lately, I'm sure I've told you I am a goth. Please don't take any offense if you are goth and reading this, last time I said I was goth I got yelled at by some people... I'm sorry if I offended you fellow friends. Anyway, I loved both the collection of Chanel and Valentino. Both very much alike in a gothic sort of way. Chanel was all black and white and Valentino had a little pop of color here and there which I do love. I am goth, but I do also enjoy some colors sometimes... this totally downs my wanting to be goth vibe though.  I feel like this collection for Chanel was definitely more of a punk rock vibe then the Valentino which was more elegant feel ( thats why I had you listening to my favorite, Billie Holiday, during it).

As usual, I have some horrible stories to tell you.

First let me make this clear, I am not a lesbian. There is nothing wrong with being lesbian and I'm completely for gay rights, but I just want to inform everyone that I'm not gay. So, everyone you can stop asking me if I am. My whole you look homeless and hey nana was gone fast, now it's just turned into 'hey are you a lesbian?'. Alright, is it my hair or the way I dress or something? I get it everyday. I'm sure the reason is because Michael Stamos is against me and he loves seeing me in pain. So, he's telling the world that.

A girl at lunch comes up to me and tells me 'Oh, I had a dream about you last night!'. I got really excited and leaning in to hear it. 'You turned into a lesbian!'. And of course, I have michael by my side saying, 'Are you sure that was a dream?' or like 'Turned into one? She already was one!'.

Another one, my friend comes up to me almost every lunch. You remind me so much of my cousin, everyday she says that to me. 'What's your cousin like?', she replies, 'Oh well, she's a lesbian!'. I mean like if you really think I am,  just ask. You don't have to hint it in some clever way telling me you do think I am one.

I'm sure even my mom thinks I am. I tell her all my lame stories and she says, 'Well you can tell me if you are one'. Thanks mom. I know you always have my back.

If you were just wondering what my next phase I'm gonna be in, I think it's gonna be a worker. Suits, ties, bow ties, work shoes...ties...work shoes... stuff like that! And I'll draw a paper thin mustache on my face in sharpie. Hopefully, people will stop thinking I'm a lesbian and now think I'm just a man. Great.

I rather be called nana.

I was watching this show on Disney channel and there was this girl named Teddy. Teddy was going to visit her really old grandpa at this retirement home when she visited him, he didn't really know who she was or anything. So, she said, 'My name's Teddy'. Grandpa says, "Hettie?". "No Teddy!" She answered back. Grandpa says, 'Oh good because Hettie's a really weird name'. Alright, whoever wrote that episode or whoever just wrote that little joke. It's not funny, they're a lot of Hettie's in this world who probably just got really offended!

I'm following my blogging schedule, look. I blogged two days in a row. I'm getting better...

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xoxo,

Hettie

And yes, I'm not a lesbian