Title: Couture

~DIOR~

HOLY COW.

Dreams. Dreams! I love this Willy Wonka little mind tripping designs. This is true couture. Bright. Extreme. Done exactly how I could want it. Crazy! Why am I obsessed with this collection? I really want to go to a candy factory wearing all these dressed and pick out the best of gummies. I don't why I'm thinking so much candy. Either, I really have a sweet tooth or it's the hats they're wearing. They look like candy wrappers! I also enjoy the powerful makeup going on here. Dramatic. Dramatic everything! They're hairdo's look like ice cream cones... Now looking closer, it's more of a flower feeling. Hm, I don't really know what to think. It's such an extraordinary collection.

~VALENTINO~

<3

That man is a god. Every thing in the collect was so amazing. Too bad, my fingers were cramping so I couldn't drag in every gosh darn picture. If only my fingers were stronger, I could show you how amazing his designs are. On your own, visit: www.style.com too look for yourself! This collection is full of beautifully made, sexy baby doll dresses. The bird cage dress, wow. I couldn't help but poop my pants when I saw it. My jaw dropped in amazement. My dream dress has been created by the one and only VALENTINO. Too bad, I can never ever lay my little paws on it. Oh man, I wish I was a billionaire. So, fricken bad. I could all the things I never had. Oh god, I'd buy all the clothes I never could have. I'd also get leg implants if they have that or buy a growing medicine where I can just become like the greatest model ever and I could just lay around and smoke wearing channel everything with my beautiful everything.

First things first, PARTY!

LAWLS. Don't you love when you come back from a sick-nastyparty and just feel all sweaty and touched. Yeah. I just love when your dancing and a very sweaty boy comes up to you and like-booty humps you. It's the best. It's sad because I'm the one who usually comes up to people and humps them. Why stop though? After 10 minutes of humping, they stop. Turn around. And thank me. What can I say? Best humper around.

You can't go to a party and not look like a total jersey shore member. You have to go looking all hot or else your not gonna get your party on. Plus the whole look puts you in that sort of awesome dance party mood. FIST PUMP.FIST PUMP. Sadly, no fist pumping went on. Unless, I was busy in the bedroom while this is going on. Wait what?

All of a sudden, I got a sick knot in my stomach and can't think.

Peace out girl scout.

SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMIES ALLIE AND CHARLOTTE!

YOU MY BFFLS FOREVER.

Peace out, I'm tired.